Month: April 2008

  • Shari Lewis exhumed; Lamp Chop questioned

    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — The body of actress and comedienne Shari Lewis has been exhumed, the Los Angeles Medical Examiner announced today, initiating a new investigation into the circumstances surrounding…

  • Gaddy v. Girl Scouts of the U.S.A.

    IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF ORANGE COUNTY, GARY DOUGLAS GADDY, individually and on behalf of a class of similarly situated individuals, Plaintiff No. 6160 JURY TRIAL DEMANDED v. Girl Scouts…

  • God quits the religion business

    CHAPEL HILL — God has announced that he is quitting the religion business, belated media reports indicate. As CEO, CFO and COO of the world’s largest religion conglomerate, God has…

  • April Fool’s Day column rejected

    CHAPEL HILL — In a move that has sent the upper circles of journalism reeling, Neil Offen, editor of the Chapel Hill Herald, has rejected an April’s Fool’s column submitted…