Month: June 2008
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NIMBY: Not in my backyard
CHAPEL HILL — As my wife said to me, after I told her that I just found out that John Paul was heading the Glen Lennox Neighborhood Conservation District petition…
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Recall of human race announced
CHAPEL HILL — In what business analysts are calling a move unprecedented in the history of manufacturing, God today announced the immediate recall of all currently functioning human beings. The…
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The decline and fall of U.S. tennis
ASHEVILLE — The sad state of American tennis has been much discussed lately. And the saddest state of all is the inability of an American to win on clay. Last…
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The Wreck of Old (Southern) 97
DANVILLE. Va. — You may not have heard about it yet but Old 97 was involved in a wreck. By now you certainly should have because the train crash occurred…
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