Month: November 2008

  • Ending spousal abuse: A memoir

    I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, especially in so public a forum, but I think others like me, if there are any, could benefit from my honesty. For over ten years…

  • Losers — in the Losers’ Bracket

    MY WIFE IS A LOSER. Or at least she is since she met me. (Which may explain why we have grocery bags full of tennis trophies in our basement, very…

  • Satan goes out at the “top of his game”

    DURHAM — Satan announced today that he is stepping down immediately as the primary force for evil in this world. No word has been given on any of his possible…

  • Bad blood: A blue blood feud

    I HATE TO OPEN OLD WOUNDS — but, hey, we are heading fast into basketball season — and I always was bad about picking at a scab. When two of…