Category: Business

  • UNC finds cure for Political Incorrectness

    CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Political Incorrectness (PnC), a neurological condition often characterized by scholars as narrow-mindedness, can now be effectively and efficiently cured, researchers at the University of North Carolina…

  • Expanding on the ACC expansion

    After demonstrating that football is bigger than basketball at UNC (11/27/06), I will now undertake a much easier task: to show, two and a half years into the new and…

  • Leaving our state’s education to chance

    Most of my columns to this point have been about various aspects of sport. This column is also about one of my very favorite sports: government bashing. Just like when…

  • Devil’s Dictionary of college football bowls

    Now that the college football bowl season is over, I would like to explain it to those many of you who are still confused. With apologies to Ambrose Bierce (the…

  • Working Together Against Mental Illness

    Among the most insidious of evils of this life are illness and disease, especially the brain disorders commonly called mental illness. Besides the toll they can take on a life,…

  • Can UNC Football be as Big as Basketball?

    As we come to the end of football season, and to the beginning of basketball season, again the question is raised: Can football be as big as basketball at Carolina?…

  • Light Rail: A Great Idea Whose Time Has Passed

    Light rail is a great idea. This is just the wrong place and the wrong time for it. What will be light about light rail? The loads its cars will…

  • Calculations in Katrina’s Aftermath

    OVER THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS major parts of America have been ripped apart by high winds and inundated by a flood filled with a noxious brew of stinking pollution —…