Category: Local

  • Finally, Dorrance wins “The Big One”

    FINALLY, UNC WOMEN'S SOCCER COACH Anson Dorrance got his team into a game that counted, a big game, and a game where his team wasn't favored — then won it.…

  • My most favoritest home game

    MY LOVELY AND SPORTS-LOVING WIFE Sandra and I go to almost every UNC home football game. We often sit in the Pope box because, well, we need to. Don't get…

  • Ending spousal abuse: A memoir

    I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, especially in so public a forum, but I think others like me, if there are any, could benefit from my honesty. For over ten years…

  • Losers — in the Losers’ Bracket

    MY WIFE IS A LOSER. Or at least she is since she met me. (Which may explain why we have grocery bags full of tennis trophies in our basement, very…

  • Satan goes out at the “top of his game”

    DURHAM — Satan announced today that he is stepping down immediately as the primary force for evil in this world. No word has been given on any of his possible…

  • Bad blood: A blue blood feud

    I HATE TO OPEN OLD WOUNDS — but, hey, we are heading fast into basketball season — and I always was bad about picking at a scab. When two of…

  • The Good News for (American) Football Fans

    TO REACH THOSE who have become too far removed from the language, culture and ethos of the ancient Middle East, a new translation of the Holy Bible tailored for the…

  • Price gouging for fun and profit

    THE OTHER DAY, while perversely listening to Air America, conservative little me, I tried to think of something they and I could agree on. My thought: price gouging; now that's…

  • What’s so bad about falling housing prices?

    Originally written on November 11, 2007 and, sadly, unpublished until now because it wasn't funny enough. It's still not that funny. WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT falling housing prices? When the…

  • A spare column on bowling trophies

    WHEN SURVEYING THE TROPHY CASE in our home, people often say: "Tell us about your bowling trophy," frequently just after asking, "So, what's this archery trophy all about?" The archery…