Month: July 2007
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It’s time to throw my hat in the ring
THE TIME HAS COME for me to throw my hat in the ring — where it will be trampled by a herd of jackasses and pachyderms. I am today unofficially…
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News in briefs by Fruit of the Loom
Today’s news snippets are being brought to you by Fruit of the Loom all-natural undergarments and through the generous support of writers like me. Horace Williams to become spaceport CHAPEL…
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Global warming thaws Al Gore
SOUTH POLE STATION, Antarctica — In what climatologists say is the definitive sign that the theory of global warming is fact, Al Gore appears to have spontaneously thawed. Gore’s frozen…
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Bathe French Month is cancelled
CARRBORO,ju N.C. — The Carrboro Board of Alderpersons voted Tuesday to pull the plug on “Bathe French Month.” What was to be a month-long celebration of French hygienic culture was…
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